Meet the Moo Crew: Life with the Cows at Fat Ass Heifer Cidery
Meet the Moo Crew: Life with the Cows at Fat Ass Heifer Cidery
When people visit Fat Ass Heifer Cidery, they usually come for the cider—but they stay for the cows. Here is a look at life with the cows at Fat Ass Heifer Cidery.
Yes, the cider is crisp, handcrafted, and undeniably Southern. But it’s the cows—those big-eyed, slow-blinking, grass-munching queens of the pasture—that give this place its soul. Around here, they’re not just livestock. They’re family, mascots, and mood-setters. And if you’ve ever sipped a cider while watching a heifer saunter by with the confidence of a runway model, you know exactly what we mean.
The Herd Behind the Name
The name Fat Ass Heifer isn’t just a cheeky nod to our rural roots—it’s a tribute to the real stars of the show. Our cows are part of what makes this cidery a true farm-to-glass experience. They roam the same land where our apples grow, and their presence reminds us that good things take time, space, and a little bit of sass.
Each cow has a name, a personality, and a story. They’re part of the rhythm of life here—grazing, lounging, and occasionally mooing their opinions during cider tastings.
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More Than Mascots
Our cows aren’t just here for the aesthetic. They’re part of a working farm that produces farm-fresh beef, a true taste of South Carolina agriculture. It’s a sustainable, respectful cycle that honors the land and the animals who help us care for it.
And yes, they’re also the inspiration behind our Fat Ass Heifer swag—from T-shirts to tote bags, all celebrating the bold bovine spirit that defines our brand.
A Cow’s-Eye View of Campobello
Spend a little time with the herd and you’ll start to see the world differently. Slower. Softer. More grounded. The cows remind us to take a breath, to enjoy the view, and to appreciate the simple pleasures—like a cold glass of apple cider in South Carolina, a warm breeze, and the sound of hooves in the grass.
So next time you’re looking for things to do in Campobello, SC, come meet the Moo Crew. Bring your camera, your curiosity, and your sense of humor. Because at Fat Ass Heifer, the cows are always ready for their close-up.